Lippard.Multics 1985-05-24 09:53:36 mst Fri
Subject:  AI Limericks
Date: Tue, 21 May 85 15:08 IDT
From: Henry Nussbacher  <vshank%weizmann.BITNET@WISCVM.ARPA>

From Datamation - March 15, 1985 - page 166:

AI YI YI

The following can be attributed to a novice system with an ignorance
base and an unnatural language interface, programmed to produce
Artifical Humor (AH).

Of a planning aid using AI,
A customer said with a sai,
"If they think we know whai,
We decide what to trai,
There's no chance that their product will flai."

After giving a robot AI,
An inventor rushed out the next dai.
With a tear in his ai,
He gave a sad crai,
"I've made a machine that can lai!"

[from AI-List -jjl]