Lippard.Multics 1985-04-17 16:10:53 mst Wed
Subject:  Investment Advice
Date:  Wednesday, 17 April 1985 11:16 mst
From:  Charlie Spitzer <Spitzer>

Looking for good investment advice?  Follow the sun spots.  The most
accurate stock market predictions in the country come from an Omaha firm
that uses changes in the sun to forecast changes on Wall Street.  Astro
ranked first among the 380 investment groups listed by "S.E.I.
Performance Review".  The company's founder says that solar activity
"affects the earth's magnetic field, which causes fundamental changes in
human excitability."

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