Date:  Wednesday, 4 January 1984 18:40 mst
From:  James J. Lippard <Lippard>
Subject:  Miscellaneous Digest V3 #2
Reply-To:  {mbx >udd>Multics>Lippard>misc>misc}
To:  {list >udd>Multics>Lippard>misc>misc}

Miscellaneous Digest                              Volume 3 : Issue 2

Today's topics:
                    last issue
                    telephone soliciting
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Date:  Tuesday, 3 January 1984 16:37 mst
From:  James J. Lippard <Lippard>
Subject:  last issue

The last issue should have been Volume 3, Issue 1.  It has been
corrected in the archives.
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Date:  Wednesday, 4 January 1984 09:20 mst
From:  Ron Harvey <Harvey>

(Scene: Living room. Foo is in the room and Bar has just entered)

Foo: There's a dead telephone solicitor on the back porch
Bar: You'd better call the telephone police
Foo (picks up telephone, says loudly):  The telephone police!
(Door opens almost immediately)
Telcop 1:  Yes, what is it?
Foo: There's a dead telephone solicitor on the back porch
Telcop 1:  What ESS does he work out of?
Foo: How should I know that?
Telcop 1: It's tattooed on the back of the neck.


(Apologies to Monty Python)
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Date:  Wednesday, 4 January 1984 09:53 mst
From:  James J. Lippard <Lippard>

   Hello, is this the man of the house?
   <click>

   Hello, I'm trying to organize a campaign to--
   I REFUSE TO BUY ANYTHING FROM SOMEONE WHO WOULD SOLICIT OVER THE
TELEPHONE!  <click>

   Hi there, I'm trying to get a law against telephone soliciting--
   What?
   Telephone soliciting.  I'm trying to get it made illegal.
   You're not trying to sell me something?
   No, I'm just trying to organize this campaign.
   I'm sorry, I don't have time for this sort of thing.  Now, if you had
something to sell that I might be interested in...
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