Volume 3 (1984) Index 25 ".. but honest, my dog ate them.... really" (from Info-COBOL) 18 "Captain Crunch" and AT&T (from TELECOM digest) 31 2nd Law of Thermodynamics 39,45 Administrivia: format change 7 Adventures of Joe Lisp (from AI-List) 27,28 Aliens (from Info-COBOL) 29 Alternative typewriter keyboard layouts (from the Stanford Chaparral) 30 another glitch in the call 32 Avogadro Pi 34 baboon hearts/junk mail (from Gloria) 25 Bad Guys (from Info-COBOL) 24 Before you call the Serviceman... 15 BIOS'd views (from Info-IBMPC Digest) 36 Blind 10 CACM Humor (from AI-List) 3 cancer cure 30 cat food 16 cdr (from Poli-Sci Digest) 26 Commercial message, ignore if desired 34 computer care 43 "Computer Error" 44 Computer Museum Traveling Exhibit (from AI-List) 39 Controlling (?) a plant (from Info-COBOL) 23 Crackers (from Human-Nets) 36 Cure for Jet Lag 36 Daily activities 20 Deep thoughts (from Omni) 44 Discipline/Bondage Language Theory (from AI-List) 40 1984 Doublespeak Awards 22 Dune cast members (from SF-Lovers) 38 East/West Sensibilities 4 Education 41 Electricity 38 Elisp peculiarity 29 Excuse Generation (from AI-List) 12 Expert Systems (from AI-List) 13 Finieous Fingers Returns! 16 from the Gloria quotes list 44 Hacked Bumper Sticker of the Week (from Info-COBOL) 33 home work/lunch (from MIT bulletin board) 15 How to spot cars carrying Communists 43 The imperceptibility of Santa Claus 39 interesting drug abuse statistics 12,14 Interesting Facts (from Harper's) 21 Interesting quotes (from Omni) 5 languages (from AI-List) 26 Leary (from Info-COBOL) 35 Litany Against Fun 27 longest turnaround time in the world (from Info-COBOL) 28 lunchology 35 Malgorithms (from AI-List) 20 memorize your telephone credit card number (from Microwave Journal) 11 Micronesia (from Poli-Sci digest) 10 Moscow on the Usenet (from Arms-Discussion digest) 43 Multics History (from Levy's "Hackers") 13 Murphy's Rules 37,39 Natural Childbirth (from Info-COBOL) 16,18,19 net.unix talks about Multics 8 Netmail Spreads Common Cold 8 new format 34 New York (from Gloria) 30 Onyx BC8820 Stone Block Reader 45 Oxymorons, Pleonasms and various forms of Bull (from AI-List) 25 please add me to your mailing list (from Info-COBOL) 30 primes 31 Proper fate for COBOL programmers 22 Proton Decay, or Are Diamonds Forever? (from The Atlantic) 33 Real Reason for Strategic Defense (from Info-COBOL) 9 Rose Bowl Hack (from TELECOM digest) 15 Science Students' Tests 42 The Scientific Method (from AI-List) 4 Self-ref Story 21 snakes and mongooses (from INFO-COBOL) 24 Sniglets 21,23 Social Progress in New Jersey 29 spell 30 super heroes 3 technological breakthrough (pencil/paper) 32 Telephone booth history (from TELECOM) 2 telephone soliciting 22 The LASTWORD (from Arms-Discussion) 41,43 Three Blind Mice (from Info-COBOL) 29 Tower conversation (from Info-COBOL) 37 Trivial Pursuit 33 True Facts (from Info-COBOL) 39,40 true tale (dog bites dust) 41,42 'Twas the Night Before Christmas (from Info-COBOL) 1 Unix Nightmare 1 Usage Sensitive Phone Billing 26 Virtual Memory? 25 Weight lossage (from Info-COBOL) 6 Yet another lightbulb joke (from AI-List)