Date:  11 December 1982 19:48 mst
From:  Lippard.DSOP (James J. Lippard)
Subject:  Miscellaneous Digest V1 #34
Reply-To:  misc
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Miscellaneous Digest                              Volume 1 : Issue 34

Today's topics:
		Real Men (2 msgs)
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Date:  11 December 1982 19:37 mst
From:  Senft.Multics
Subject:  Real Men

o  Real Programmers don't eat from Vending Machines.

o  Real Programmers can't spell quiche.

o  Real Programmers think in binary.

o  Real Programmers think an eight-hour day is for sissies.

o  Real Programmers loathe documentation.

o  Real Programmers wouldn't use the word "loathe."

o  Real Programmers don't do maintenance.

o  Real Programmers brown bag their lunch.

o  Real Programmers roll up their shirt-sleeves.

o  Real Programmers don't drink de-caffeinated coffee.

o  Real Programmers never refuse a drink.

o  Real Programmers smoke two packs of cigarettes a day.

o  Real Programmers drive Volkswagen Beetles.

o  Real Programmers never wear jackets except on interviews.

o  Real Programmers make lousy managers.

o  Real Programmers started as operators.

o  Real Programmers don't have MBAs.

o  Real Programmers don't work for banks or insurance companies
   more than one year.

o  Real Programmers don't work for city, state, or federal
   governments at all.

o  Real Programmers code in pen.
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Date:  11 December 1982 19:46 mst
From:  Lippard (James J. Lippard)
Subject:  Re: Real Men

From Mike Norton (MBNorton.Scouting):

o  Real programmers don't run tests on new software.
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